#101: Tiara Sign Of Oppression, Declare Feminists [The Prelapsarian State; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
@@NAME@@’s upcoming hosting of a major international beauty pageant has upset some citizens concerned about the message it puts across.
The Debate
1. “These beauty pageants are a disgrace to women everywhere!” shouts feminist campaigner, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “They objectify the female body and re-enforce negative stereotyping! They celebrate the appearance instead of the personality! What message is this sending out to our children? Do we want them to think shallowness and vanity are virtues? Ban beauty contests! We must focus the education of our progeny on ethics and equality or suffer the consequences!”
The Result: all beauty contests have been banned.
Taxes +1
2. “I agree that the pageants should be banned,” pontificates renowned moralist, the Ever So Slightly Reverend @@RANDOMNAME@@. “But purely in the name of moral decency! All those fashion stores that sponsor these contests make lots of money from this blasphemy and that is just plain wrong! These women wear revealing clothing that seek to entice and seduce young men. As such, we should go a step further, and institute a dress code! Long, plaid skirts for the girls, with necklines that never drop below the base of the neck! Only then will the women of our nation be cleansed of sin!”
The Result: women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
Taxes +2
3. “What in the name of all that’s decent and good are you talking about?” exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, leader of the egalitarian civil rights movement ‘Everyone Is Equal, Dammit’. “Obviously these pageants will always be sexist unless they’re open to everyone. Admiring women only for their beauty is an insult to their intelligence and the beauty of men! It’s dually sexist! Open up the pageant to both sexes!”
The Result: Max Barry is this year’s Miss NATION.
Civil Rights +1
4. “Agh, no, no boys please, let’s just host the pageant as is, alright?” implores Catherine Gratwick, one of @@NAME@@’s most celebrated models. “No matter what you people think, appearance is important! Mine allows me to pay for all the dresses I want! So no, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling kids that you can make money from being pretty. In fact, I think beauty contests should be held at schools every year!”
The Result: vanity is considered the eighth cardinal virtue.
Civil Rights +1
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#102: For Whom The Road Tolls [Ta Kala; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
A group of transport analysts have suggested that a charge of five @@CURRENCY@@s a day for vehicular access to @@NAME@@’s most congested inner-cities during peak hours is the only way to solve their ever-growing traffic problem.
The Debate
1. “Similar schemes have been very effective elsewhere,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@NAME@@’s most infamous traffic warden. “It’s common sense that the best way to curb dangerously high demand is to raise the price of the supply – or, as in this case, to create a price. Charging citizens to go into more congested areas could, combined with the improvements to public transport it will finance, actually make people choose public transport over their cars. I don’t see why people shouldn’t pay tax for a little less traffic on our roads.”
The Result: motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
Taxes -2
2. “These tolls are a preposterous idea,” argues road lobbyist, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “Public transport will never replace the car – I don’t want to be forced to share my space with a bunch of malodorous working-class people on my way to work. Not that I would be, because I could afford the charge, but really, it’s the principle of the matter! The only solution is to expand urban road networks. True, some pavements and green spots would have to go, but those pedestrians should be able to put up with that if they’re to expect @@NAME@@ to be part of the modern world.”
The Result: new urban roads are threatening city parks.
Taxes -2
3. “Allowing cars to scoot around and pollute our cities was a bad idea in the first place,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a famous environmentalist. “The solution is to restrict private transport to main roads and motorways whilst funding a major urban public transport scheme. Our buses and undergrounds could be the envy of the world! Yes, the car companies will suffer a little, and yes, there’ll be a bit more tax, but wouldn’t it be worth it for a bit of fresh air and safe streets for the children?”
The Result: cars are banned from built-up areas.
Taxes +2
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#103: Plague Of The Hybrids! [Serenthis; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange @@ANIMAL@@-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.
The Debate
1. “This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with,” comments @@RANDOMNAME@@, an angry farmer. “The @@ANIMAL@@ was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they’re breeding so quickly they’re swamping the environment! We can’t make a living like this! You’ve got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we’ll be eating is fish.”
The Result: wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
Economy +2
2. “We can’t just destroy these creatures!” exclaimed @@RANDOMNAME@@, owner of @@NAME@@’s biggest safari park. “They may look ugly to you, but I think they’re just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!”
The Result: bizarre-looking creatures called animaldogs’ dominate wildlife preserves.
3. “We could always just kill off all the dogs,” @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the “Keep The Species Pure” foundation whispers to you in a conversation. “The @@ANIMAL@@ is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can’t have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!
The Result: needs to be updated
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#104: Public Loudspeakers Shrill With Controversy [Alpha Centauri; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
A recent poll on putting up huge loudspeakers in @@NAME@@’s cities for public government broadcasts has been brought to your attention.
The Debate
1. “This idea is brilliant, and @@NAME@@ can’t afford to pass it up,” claims @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Safety. “These loudspeakers can assure the public that the government is always here to help them. The potential here, to immediately warn citizens of an emergency such as an earthquake or a stampede of @@ANIMAL@@s or something, simply must be taken into account! This could save lives! And I suppose, when there isn’t anything the citizens need to be told, you could always use them to broadcast patriotic messages like ‘@@SLOGAN@@’ and inform the good people which party to join and vote for with newsbriefs and such. It’ll be worth it to strengthen the populace’s devotion to our glorious nation!”
The Result: public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are “happy people”.
Taxes +4
Corruption +1
2. “I think people need to realise what this really is: brainwashing!” retorts @@RANDOMNAME@@, a wealthy marketer. “I don’t want to hear all this flag-waving hogwash every time I go out for a walk. But when it comes to emergencies, I do agree that something should be done to warn everyone: we should send out messages on mandatory minature radios that you can carry in your pocket. It could tell you things you need to know too, like what shoes to buy and such.”
The Result: citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
Economy +20
3. “To be honest, I can’t see why we should put up with advertising at all,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, an anti-business protester. “All it is is some multi-billionaire or politician somewhere trying to make even more money while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet. I say we ban it. Maybe the economy will suffer a little and some people may lose jobs but that’s just a minor side-effect really, especially when you consider that no longer will our children be encouraged to fill themselves with junk-food because some guy on the telly tells them it’s cool!”
The Result: all forms of advertising are banned.
Economy -20
Taxes +1
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#105: Compensation Culture Must End, Say Corporations [Zhudor; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
After a recent spate of high-profile lawsuits against corporations concerning the safety of their products, corporations have appealed to the government to change the laws of compensation.
The Debate
1. “It’s crazy!” cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, CEO of Sharp ‘n’ Pointy Things Incorporated. “These people should simply not be allowed to put the blame on us if they mindlessly abuse our products! I’d have thought it would be common sense not to stick your hand in a blender to ‘see if it was working properly’. We need to outlaw these ridiculous lawsuits so I can get on with my business and those working in the law profession can get on with theirs.”
The Result: corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
Economy +2
Taxes -2
2. “I’m almost inclined to agree,” muses @@RANDOMNAME@@, a nearby firefighter. “People really should know better than to dry their cats in the microwave oven. But it’s also that microwave oven that should not start a fire if one leaves it running overnight. Let’s just put higher national safety standards in place that all products must be certified to meet. The extra expense shouldn’t worry people if it’s the difference between life and death after all.”
The Result: every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
Economy -1
Taxes +2
3. “There’s nothing wrong with victims getting a little money for the damage they’ve suffered,” claims @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@NAME@@’s most notorious lawyer. “In fact we should be increasing court capacities so everyone with a complaint to file won’t have to wait long before they can get before a judge. Sure it’ll be expensive to implement, but maybe then the manufacturers will think twice before selling their unsafe junk without explaining things clearly in the manuals!”
The Result: manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
Economy -7
Taxes +5
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#106: Give The Red Light District The Green Light? [Lmaortfmolia; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
After a recent survey discovered that nearly 40% of all citizens in @@NAME@@ are single, there has been an increasingly loud call for the legalisation of prostitution.
The Debate
1. “I just can’t get a girl no matter what I do,” laments acne-afflicted nerd, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “If the cops would just look the other way about prostitution, it’d make my life much easier. Yeah, I’d be risking all sorts of diseases, but it’s my body isn’t it?”
The Result: sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
Civil Rights +5
Economy +1
Taxes -1
2. “We can’t allow this to happen!” protests Dr. @@RANDOMNAME@@, senior pathologist of @@NAME@@’s largest hospital. “Prostitution is a dangerous business and must remain illegal! People need to be more aware of the consequences that could follow like the risk of contracting HIV, chlamydia, or even syphilis. I say we get some funding for a large awareness programme on sexually transmitted diseases and maybe then people will act responsibly between the covers. It’ll be expensive sure, but well worth it.”
The Result: an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
Economy -2
Taxes +1
3. “Not so fast now!” interjects daring entrepreneur, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “Why don’t we just have the prostitution industry run by the government? By letting the government regulate prostitution, @@NAME@@ can force any patrons to undergo tests for diseases, make prostitutes have regular medical check-ups and pay a portion of their profits to the government. Of course we’d still have to put more policemen on the streets to keep illegal brothels from popping up and make sure the hospitals are equipped to handle the extra workload, but you can always raise taxes to account for that.”
The Result: needs to be updated
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#107: Private Lab Holds @@NAME@@’s Sick To Ransom [Silverbrook; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
Scientists at a private medical research laboratory have announced that they have produced a drug which will combat @@NAME@@’s most notorious malady – Spon Plague.
The Debate
1. “This pill is the only known and unknown cure for the Spon Plague!” proclaims Professor @@RANDOMNAME@@, the inventor of the cure. “But if we are to go ahead with the production of this drug, we must get some government support. We’re set to make a fortune from this drug – the money we earn will help us develop even more cures for other as-yet untreatable diseases. Some people won’t be able to afford it of course, but hard cheese on them: they should have got a paying job while they were still capable.”
The Result: only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
Corruption +1
Health -2
Income Equality -6
Lifespan -1
Public Healthcare -1
Unexpected Death Rate +1
Weather -2
2. “That’s a disgraceful way to think!” says equal rights activist, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “So the people who need the most help shouldn’t get any? I propose that the government subsidises the production of all drugs so everyone can benefit from them, rich or not! That way the money-hungry corporations won’t profit from the suffering of the masses. Of course there will be the matter of a small tax rise to fund it – but what’s that when lives will be saved?”
The Result: pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
Civil Rights -1
Economy -12
Taxes +2
Authoritarianism +0.016
Business Subsidization -2
Employment -17
Health +0.5
Ideological Radicality -3
Income Equality +9
Most Pro-Market -2
Obesity -41
Pacifism +2
Public Healthcare +4
Rudeness -1
Safety +3
Toxicity -5
Wealth Gaps -1
Weather +3
3. “I can’t believe what I’m hearing,” deplores well-respected religious leader, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “If God didn’t want people to have this disease he wouldn’t have created it in the first place. This is completely against the will of God and if the government allows this drug to go on sale we will all be doomed to an afterlife in a dark and fiery place! Now let’s end this madness and abolish the production of pharmaceuticals and drugs altogether!”
The Result: the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
Civil Rights -3
Godlessnedd -2
Religiousness +1
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#108: Gambling Interests Offer High Stakes [New Sweden X; ed:Reploid Productions]
The Issue
In light of @@NAME@@’s ban on gambling, people ranging from angry homemakers to allegedly legitimate businessmen have been arguing incessantly about whether or not banning casinos was a good idea.
The Debate
1. “We are highly distressed at your decision to revoke our casino licences,” says FamilyCorp. Representative “Fat Tony” @@RANDOMNAME@@, while sipping a glass of fine wine. “If the ban were to be revoked, think of all the money you could get from your cut of the profit. In addition, it would help ensure the safety of assorted members of @@NAME@@’s government. I think this is an offer that you should not refuse.”
The Results: rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.
Economy +16
Taxes -1
2. “These casinos cannot be allowed to reopen!” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, an ex-gambling addict. “Remember what happened last time? People get out of control and lose their life’s savings! Just say no to these so-called legitimate businesses! And crack down on the rest of organized crime while you’re at it.”
The Results: the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of NATION’s cities due to the government’s steadfast anti-casino stance.
Taxes +1
3. “There is a solution to this problem,” says Native @@NAME@@ite chief Dances-With-@@ANIMAL@@s. “You could let us front the casinos as payback for stealing our land, and we’ll enforce age limits and pay some tax on the income these casinos generate. Just think of the jobs it could create for us, and the boost to the economy!”
The Results: gambling addicts regularly lose their families’ nest eggs at Native Nationite casinos.
Economy +3
Taxes -1
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#112: Put The Phone Down On Cold Calling? [Frigben; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
A growing group of @@NAME@@’s citizens are battling for an end to unrequested solicitations from salesmen.
The Debate
1. “This has to stop,” says mild-mannered parent @@RANDOMNAME@@. “My family can’t even have dinner without being interrupted at least five times by telemarketers or door-to-door salesmen! My privacy is being invaded! The government ought to ban all forms of unrequested solicitations from salespeople. The sanity of the populace is at stake here!”
The Result: a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
Civil Rights +7
Economy -3
2. “This must be a joke,” retorts insurance sales solicitor @@RANDOMNAME@@, in between cold calls. “Telemarketing and door-to-door sales are some of the most effective methods of increasing revenues. Banning them would be a huge blow to business, and put thousands of workers out of their jobs! Let’s face the facts – @@NAME@@ needs an economy, and banning cold calls isn’t the best of ways to improve it! One way you could improve it would be to, say, give us some government funds. For the sake of @@NAME@@, of course.”
The Result: door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by ‘vigilantes’.
Economy +10
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#114: Wipe Out Graffiti? [Gelvanie; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
Citizens all over @@NAME@@ have been petitioning for firmer action on public graffiti.
The Debate
1. “It’s a disgrace!” declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, middle class and proud of it. “I can’t even go downtown without seeing these hideous eyesores debasing the streets! We need to arrest the scumbags at the root of this, lock them up, and teach them a jolly good lesson! More policemen on the beat should do the ticket, even if it does require a slight augmentation in taxes!”
The Result: graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
Civil Rights -2
2. “I don’t see what’s so bad,” comments @@RANDOMNAME@@, a famous art critic. “This is urban art at its finest. It’s vibrant, colourful, and simply reeks of culture! Just look at the form displayed in this string of racist expletives! Wonderful. Simply wonderful. I think we should really be encouraging these budding Rembrandts, not putting them down! I say we legalise it, in the name of culture!”
The Result: graffiti graces every city’s streets.
Civil Rights +1
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#115: @@NAME@@’s Schoolchildren Not Learning The Lingua Franca [Travis Dominicus; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
After a recent national survey revealed that almost three-quarters of the population only know the primary language of @@NAME@@, there have been rising calls for the government to take action.
The Debate
1. “Fluency in foreign languages is imperative to education,” says Professor @@RANDOMNAME@@ of @@NAME@@ University. “Learning a new tongue not only gives a child a practical, marketable skill, but also encourages compassion and understanding of foreign cultures. With so many nations in the world, I do insist that we increase government funding in these areas and make it a compulsory part of the curriculum. As we say in Ancient Maxtopian: froggug sederty bungo-bungo!”
The Results: citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
Taxes +1
2. “To be frank, the need for outsiders’ speak doesn’t appeal to me in the slightest!” claims @@RANDOMNAME@@, a fierce patriot. “Making our children learn these languages is an affront to the basic civil rights of @@NAME@@! What’s more, this will encourage those damn foreigners to come here and take our jobs! I for one, will not stand for it! We can drop that area of education; it’ll give us tax payers a bit of a breather for once. I’ve always said that we don’t need any others but our own!”
The Results: all streets are privately owned toll roads.
Economy +4
Taxes -2
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#116: Soda Sales Hits New ‘High’ [Foe Hammer; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
After waning sales, the well-established soda company ‘Eckie-Ecola’ has appealed to the government for the right to use powerful mind-altering drugs in their products.
The Debate
1. “It’ll be great,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of Eckie-Ecola. “Nice ‘n’ happy floating feelings all in a can, and all for just one @@CURRENCY@@! It’s not the healthiest drink I admit, but what people want to do with their bodies is their own business. If you ban this beverage, you’re only denying the citizens of their right to be exposed to the true hallucenogenic experience!”
The Result: ‘Mountain Doobie’ is widely regarded as the nation’s favourite drink.
Economy +5
Corruption +1
Eco-Friendlines -1
Health -2
Industry: Beverage Sales +1
Lifespan -2
Obesity +6
Toxicity +4
2. “This can’t go ahead,” argues @@RANDOMNAME@@, a nurse at one of @@NAME@@’s hospitals. “Drugs are, and always will be, one of the greatest threats to the nation’s physical and mental health! My job’s hard enough as it is without having the wards overrun by patients who were stupid enough to drink the damned stuff. The distribution of drugs must be strictly controlled by the government and kept for medicinal uses.”
The Result: drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
Civil Rights -5
Economy -2
Taxes +1
Business Subsidization -3
Ideological Radicality +1
Health +1
Lifespan +1
Law Enforcement +3
Pacifism +2
Recreational Drug Use -9
Safety +1
3. “If you ask me,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, from behind a cloud of smoke. “We should just let everyone have drugs for free! If the government legalised and subsidised all these ‘bad’ drugs and gave ’em out to everyone, all our problems would be solved! There’d be no more drug traffickers, or thugs robbing old ladies to feed their addictions! ‘Course there’d be a bit of a detrimental effect healthwise and to the drug industries, but the beauty of it all is that everyone will be too doped up to care!”
The Result: reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
Civil Rights +6
Taxes +1
Employment -3
Health -1
Influence -1
Law Enforcement -4
Recreational Drug Use +48
Safety -2
Safety From Crime -3
Toxicity +5
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#117: Stop The Suits, Say Surgeons [Ravenspire; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
Recently, medical insurance premiums across the nation have been skyrocketing following several highly-publicised medical-malpractice lawsuits, making it even costlier than ever to get treatment. Doctors are asking the government to step in.
The Debate
1. “These lawsuits are driving up the price of medical insurance,” complains Dr. @@RANDOMNAME@@. “I’m losing customers – patients, I mean – and it’s becoming increasingly difficult for doctors like me to do our jobs without worrying about being bankrupted by some kid who didn’t like the hospital food. Everyone makes mistakes. Look at politicians, they make them all the time and do they get fired? No. We must outlaw the medical-malpractice lawsuits undermining our healthcare system!”
The Result: appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
Civil Rights -6
Economy -3
Taxes -1
2. “All that these doctors are interested in is saving their own necks,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, CEO of ‘I Can’t Believe It’s A Law Firm!’. “They were negligent in the course of their work and are unwilling to pay the price. I mean, how do you perform a heart transplant on the wrong guy unless you’re not paying attention? I for one think that our citizens deserve better from the healthcare service, and if doctors cause damage, they should pay for it. It’s that simple. If some decent doctors get caught up in it, then it’s surely their own fault for not being careful enough?”
The Result: medical lawsuits are out of control.
Civil Rights +3
Economy +8
Taxes +1
3. “The problem is capitalism,” insists @@RANDOMNAME@@, while trying to burn a @@CURRENCY@@ with a lighter. “The doctors are only trying to help their patients, and those class traitors at the insurance industry are only trying to make a profit out of people’s misery on those rare occasions when things go wrong. I say we outlaw the insurance industry and then the good doctors will be safe while the bad ones go out of business. Everyone wins! Apart from the insurance people, I guess.”
The Result: the insurance industry is outlawed.
Economy -8
Taxes -1
4. “The problem certainly is capitalism,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a famed socialist. “But outlawing the insurance industry will not solve the main problem: the healthcare system itself! It’s disgusting! I’ve seen paramedics check wallets before injuries! We must introduce a national health service and put some healthy investment into medical colleges, hospitals, and the likes. Then we’ll have an over-abundance of competent doctors! The insurance industry won’t be able to raise a finger to it and the citizens won’t have to pay for treatment. Except through tax, of course.”
The Result: the study of medicine is popular throughout NATION.
Economy -7
Taxes +3
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#118: Need For Speed? [Atlantic Rim; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
After watching the movie ‘The Fast and the Belligerent’, boyracers from all over @@NAME@@ have been petitioning for the abolition of speed limits.
The Debate
1. “Today’s cars are safer at high speeds than ever before,” argues @@RANDOMNAME@@, editor of Sports Car Monthly. “And long-distance commuters are tired of spending hours on the road just to get to the next city. Abolishing the speed limit would be great for the economy too! People would be more likely to go out and buy cars if they thought they’d be able to use them properly. It seems like such a shame to be puttering along at the speed limit in a magnificent car like the 450HP twin-turbo @@ANIMAL@@ SX/T-7700 you know.”
The Result: the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
Civil Rights +8
Taxes -1
2. “Are you crazy?” cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, a road-accident victim. “We need lower speed limits on automobiles, not higher. You might as well enforce mandatory blindfolds on the road too, it’ll come to the same conclusion! People’s lives are at stake here! If people were made to drive at, say, no faster than fifty kilometres per hour, I would feel a lot happier walking the streets. Besides, if it takes a long time to get places via car then people might begin using mass transit for once.”
The Result: the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
Civil Rights -6
3. “I think the current speed limits are fine, but we need better enforcement,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the most feared traffic warden in @@NAME@@. “If we required GPS tracking devices in all vehicles, we’d ticket every single speeder, no problem. In addition, we could monitor the movements of criminals and other suspicious individuals, and vastly reduce the risk of crime, terrorism, and other subversive activity. Some say that’s an invasion of privacy, but if you’ve done nothing wrong what’s there to fear?”
The Result: motorists’ locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
Taxes +1
Safety +2
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#119: Watershed Down? [New Cyprus; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
An anonymous society of ‘cinematic aficionados’ have brought the debate over the proposed disposal of the watershed, the hour after which adult material is allowed to be shown on television, to your attention.
The Debate
1. “We don’t need a watershed!” scoffs ‘romantic-movie’ buff, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “I don’t see why I should wait ’til way past midnight to watch my preferred film genre. It’s high time that parents stopped treating their children like… well, children! If you sugar-coat these kids’ lives, they’ll just end up seeing everything through rose-tinted glasses – and we can’t have a country filled with spoilt brats now, can we?”
The Result: programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
Civil Rights +4
Economy +1
2. “This is an endorsement of bad taste if ever I saw it,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a child-care worker. “It’s just wrong to subject children to graphic violence and nudity on afternoon television like this: who knows what it might possess them to do? We’ve all heard stories of kids who have seen some film where someone jumped off a cliff and then gone off to have a shot themselves. We must ban all violent and salacious material from our TV screens. If only to protect the innocence of our progeny!”
The Result: Rupert ANIMAL is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in NATION.
Civil Rights -2
Economy -4
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#120: Two Parties For Too Long? [Ren Yi; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
Representatives of several minor political parties have joined their voices to object to stiff ballot access requirements.
The Debate
1. “Two-party politics is squeezing the life out of democracy in @@NAME@@,” laments @@RANDOMNAME@@, leader of the Pragmatic Radical Party. “The Liberal Conservatives and Progressive Traditionalists have a monopoly on public policy – or duopoly, whatever you want to call it. The point is that there’s hardly any difference between them, and their chokehold on the electoral process lets hacks and crooks stay in office forever. Ballot access rules must be loosened so we can give the voters a truly democratic choice.”
The Result: ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
Political Freedoms +7
Taxes +5
2. “People are afraid to support ‘third’ parties because they’re afraid of seeing the ‘bad guys’ get elected,” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a ballot stastician. “But if we changed the system to allow preferential voting, where you can have your votes divvied up among your other candidates if your favourite doesn’t recieve a certain number of votes, then that wouldn’t be a problem. Then you could let as many parties as you wanted into the game. Deserving candidates wouldn’t be harmed – they’d win! Maybe a few radicals would get through, but that just proves what a great system it is!”
The Result: the NATION Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
Political Freedoms +10
Taxes +3
3. “What ever happened to ‘one man, one vote’?” asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, chairperson of the Liberal Conservative National Committee. “Changing the rules will just let all sorts of crackpots clog up the ballot and overwhelm voters with names they don’t recognise – this will draw attention and support away from legitimate candidates! How do you expect the nation to function properly if the government doesn’t have public support? Oh, and by the way, the Liberal Conservative Party presents a VERY clear alternative to the destructive agenda of the Progressive Traditionalists, and I’ll wallop anyone who says otherwise.”
The Result: citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a CURRENCY.
Political Freedoms -5
Taxes -3
4. “Opposition parties are such a bother,” muses @@RANDOMNAME@@, your chief of staff. “If we allowed as many of them to be politicians as those fools in the Pragmatic Radical Party want, it would be very hard on the tax payers – and our own position in power. If we re-wrote the election rules so that a party had to reapply for recognition every time it failed to win a certain number of votes, we could knock our opposition out of the ring for good! Hey, the voters have spoken, and they asked for us. I think that just about settles it, don’t you?”
The Result: an enfeebled opposition party spends most of its time simply trying to stay on the ballot.
Political Freedoms -24
Taxes -3